i wish i could spend a day with a third-person perspective and just watch how i act and how i am to people and basically just see how people actually perceive me
you all act like al is a perfect angel but remember that time he wanted to feed roy to gluttony
"He’s behind me making that fucking face again. I don’t even have to turn around to know it. God damn it. I hate that goddamned stupid face he makes. God fucking damnit."
Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair
SHUT THE HELL U P
this man has gone too far
Where does Marvel FIND these people?
Imagine - Chris Pratt and Jeremy Renner show up to your door the night of prom and your parents are like WHY DO YOU HAVE TWO DATES AND WHY ARE THEY SO BIG AND BEEFY AND INTIMIDATING but Chris is just like “Nah I’m hair” and Jeremy raises his hand and says “And I’m makeup”
Now I’m just watching videos of koalas doing koala things and this
at first i was like, ok that sure sounds angry, but OH MY GOD OK OK FINE that’s accurate
‘The Avengers’ (2012)
Personally, I like to think that what Thor means is that if Loki really was from Asgard, he would had killed a lot more people.
Totally here for “GO BIG OR GO HOME: THE ASGARD WAY OF LIFE” headcanon.
Malaysian artist Lim Zhi Wei adorns her watercolors entitled “ Flowergirls” with real flowers, to a stunning effect.
Idk why but I thought about you when seeing this.
I would love this to be an actual thing like a dress made of petals
This perfectly summarizes why I love the Simpsons and hate Family Guy.
Watamote knows what real angst is like.
these puppies believe in you, and you should too
my office manager told me to make a sign for the copier which is out of order then had the audacity to tell me this was “unprofessional”
Here’s a giveaway for any Cassandra Clare fans! I have a physical ARC copy of THE BANE CHRONICLES, out on November 11th, 2014.
Summary: “Fans of The Mortal Instruments and The Infernal Devices can get to know warlock Magnus Bane like never before in this collection of New York Times bestselling tales, in print for the first time with an exclusive new story and illustrated material. This collection of eleven short stories illuminates the life of the enigmatic Magnus Bane, whose alluring personality, flamboyant style, and sharp wit populate the pages of the #1 New York Times bestselling series, The Mortal Instruments and The Infernal Devices. Originally released one-by-one as e-only short stories by Cassandra Clare, Maureen Johnson, and Sarah Rees Brennan, this compilation presents all ten together in print for the first time and includes a never-before-seen eleventh tale, as well as new illustrated material.”
How to Enter/Rules:
- This is International!
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- You don’t have to be following me to enter, but you must be willing to give me your address and have your ask box open
- This giveaway ends on Friday, October 10th, at midnight EST
- If you win, your ask box must be open so that I can contact you. You will then have 48 hours to reply, or I will pick another winner
- A winner will be chosen at random
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“I’m calling.” Emma lunged for her phone.
“No!” Julian said, forcefully enough to stop her. “You know we can’t tell anyone. About Mark —“
“You’re not going to bleed to death in a car for Mark!”
“No,” he said, looking at her. His eyes were eerily green-blue, the only bright color in the dark interior of the car. “You’re going to fix me.”